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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no you cant smoke seaweed
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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