it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
