i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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