I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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