Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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