We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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