you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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