Having a random hookup so left but love u
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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