Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
This is classic penis vs brain.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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