Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
please don't ironically join a cult
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