and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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