And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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