Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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