Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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