I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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