please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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