Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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