Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She bit a glass in half.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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