I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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