The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dick very happy bro
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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