it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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