have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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