The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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