walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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