He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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