Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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