ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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