So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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