The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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