He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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