I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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