she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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