He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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