Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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