i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize