you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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