i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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