Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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