so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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