are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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