I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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