If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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