If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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