Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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