He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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