You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
