Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Still dying that you shit outside
Someone came in the potted fern
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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