It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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