he wants to bone in the snuggie
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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