STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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