i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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