Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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